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Hey, I'm Max ...

single dog dad & stubborn Bavarian idealist

... and you're pretty curious! That's ok though, so am I — and I'm glad to maybe get to know you a little better this way soon. If you scanned this QR code because something has happened to me and I'm lying in front of you (or in your arms) right now — trembling, unresponsive or motionless — then on this page you'll also find, among other things, all the medically relevant data. I briefly considered writing my life story here in three volumes, but in the end someone would film it without asking me — and then what would we still have left to talk about at the hospital bedside, while getting to know each other, or in a meeting?! I always enjoy a constructive exchange, nice encounters and a friendly smile. Stupid remarks and comments you're welcome to keep to yourself, or leave them on the social-media garbage heap of "free speech".

Key facts / In an emergency

Blood type0 Rh positive
Height1.84 m
Weightapprox. 90 kg
Eyesblue-grey
Born04 Dec 19XX
Allergiesnone known
Shoe sizeEU 45
Intolerancesnone serious
Medicationnone (just chocolate for peace of mind)
Blood valuestop (yes, the liver values too)
Organ donoryes
Chronic illnessesnone
Infectious diseasesnone
Diet90% vegan, balanced

In an emergency please contact Ilse Salamon at +49 9661 2705. In the event of my death, please cremate me, turn me into compost & plant a German oak on top of me (no joke). My worldly possessions may gladly be auctioned off and the proceeds donated to the local animal shelter. Emma, my French Bulldog lady, of course goes to my family.

I like

  • Science, data, facts
  • Humanism, curiosity, humanity
  • Animals, nature, getting along well
  • Diving, the sea, the mountains & octopuses
  • Grunge, rock, nu-metal, hip hop, 80s & playing drums
  • Helles beer, Roter Veltliner & Gelber Muskateller
  • Apple strudel, Germknödel & good food in general
  • Cinema, series, gaming, sports with balls & rackets
  • fantastical stories back in the day, sobering non-fiction now
  • Laughing, also at myself & the Gilmore Girls

Not for me

  • A*D, TRMP, PUTN, Nazis
  • US tech bros, social media, addiction
  • Arrogance, pig-headedness, ignorance
  • Schlager, Volksmusik, Ballermann, Schranz
  • Factory farming, industrial agriculture & the idea that shopping could make you happy
  • Neoliberal turbo-capitalism, fascism, fundamentalism
  • Exploitation, glorification of consumerism, colonialism (past & present)
  • Our current politics & apolitical, self-centred people
  • "That's how we've always done it!"
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A bit of shameless self-promotion ...

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My startup The Colony

We develop ideas, solutions, viable operator concepts and real products and projects to create affordable, planet-friendly housing and community spaces for as many people as possible. We focus on urban potential sites such as vacant lots, parking decks and lots, flat roofs and industrial wastelands, but also on empty buildings, shopping centres, churches, bunkers and other "special properties". We champion modular timber construction — and a better, more social, healthier way of living together.

Learn more about The Colony

Say hello

You might be thinking right now: ... Yeah, ok, a bit odd and faintly smelling of desperation and a midlife crisis mixed with lefty-green do-gooder-ism... but somehow he's kind of sweet and not unfunny. Great. Then feel free to get in touch. And if it's about business, I'd love to hear from you too. Please tick what it's about and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. But only if I'm not lying in an ambulance at that moment, of course! ;)

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